TRAVELLER'S TALES
Signs from All Over the World
here are some signs and notices which you might come across around the world
In a Tokyo hotel:
It is forbidden to steal towels please.If you are not a person to do such thing please do not read this notice
In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid
In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaids
In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today-no ice-cream
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office
We take your bags and send them in all directions
In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals.If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty
AND HERE IS SOME SIGN LANGUAGE YOU MIGHT FIND
Notice in a gent's toilet:Our aim is to keep this toilet clean.Your aim will be much
appreciated.
Notice put up in a restaurant loo:
If you sprinkle when you tickle
Please be neat and lift the seat
We aim to please
You aim too, PLEASE